March 2012
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Screw you Girlscout cookies for being so...
February 2012
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Stop comparing Toddlers in Tiaras to Dance Moms...
123werabbylee:
There is no comparison…The girls on Dance Moms are beautiful AND have a real talent.
And Abby Lee Miller would chew those pageant moms up and spit them out.
Tumblr. You are annoying.
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Donnie Darko
Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
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You’re the leaky sink of sentiment,
You’re the failed attempts I...
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This may sound bad, and don’t take it the wrong way..
I love you,...
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Those nights when you're not tired at all and can...
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Women are like puzzles cause prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote
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– Bo Burnham
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Leave it to valentines day to have me writhing in...
Switch leaped and landed on my right foot with my foot completely sideways and my ankle touching the floor. Made such a loud popping noise that people thought someone hit their pointe shoe against the floor/wall. Took two steps because the pain hadn’t hit yet, then collapsed bawling on the floor. Happy Valentines Day <3
Still can’t move it
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WHAT IS THIS CRAZY
what they say: i just have to unplug the internet for a few seconds
what i hear: we're turning off life support
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